Santa Claus!
The acting Surgeon General in the United States thinks that Santa Claus is too fat and sets a bad example for Kids. He wants malls to hire Athletic looking Santa's.
Maybe 5 years ago when I dressed up as Santa Claus for a work Christmas Party I was starting a trend on being the 'fit' Santa.
Now if they would have come up with this idea 10 years ago, I wouldn't have had to fit into the fucking suit that is obviously made for a "jolly" body type. Even with two pillows stuffed into the suit and several people helping pin the suit to "fit" properly I still drowned in the costume.
Australia now doesn't want Santa Claus to say 'Ho Ho Ho' because it is degrading to women.
What! Are they saying that all women are Ho's?
Instead they want them to say 'Ha Ha Ha.' Can't you just imagine the child on Santa's lap asking for that new video game or stuffed animal or whatever and Santa Claus responds, 'Ha Ha Ha', now if that doesn't create a complex for the child than I don't know what will.
If Christmas wasn't so fucking commercialized (Happy Holidays and Seasons Greetings) then maybe people wouldn't be so moody, and may actually feel happy about giving instead of worrying about how much Christmas is going to cost.
That's just my 2 cents.
Froehliche Wienachte
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